Trouble Manufacturers
Trouble manufacturers, all competitor coupons happily accepted
We are never knowingly undersold, you've, no doubt, heard our enduring promise
Our prices are insane, truly, nobody beats us
For trouble is our business. Satisfaction guaranteed
The future of anxiety retail is moving in our direction
Extra discounts on distress will be applied when you check out
Rest assured, our no pressure tactics are world renowned
And if all else fails, consider our money back guarantee
Worry on demand, cash on delivery
A legendary family-owned business
Take part in our award winning retail experience
Premium service for all, pricing you can understand
Trouble manufacturers
Affordable luxury each and every day
Trouble, a playlist
A soundtrack for this note (spotify version)
- Trouble Man by Marvin Gaye
- Trouble by Jose James
- Trouble by Amel Larrieux
- Nothin But Trouble by Charlie Hunter
- Trouble by Stanley Turrentine
- You See the Trouble With Me by Barry White
- Double Trouble by The Roots
- Trouble by Lizz Wright
- Double Trouble by Beres Hammond
Writing log: May 21, 2023
