Buyer's Remorse (Part 3 The Situation Thereof)
Southern stress tests... Part 3 of Buyer's Remorse
III. The Situation Thereof
Suffice to say that the claims adjuster had been rather impressed
With the way the tribes of Agona had confronted the heart of darkness
Far from succumbing to the new variants introduced by their tormentor
Precious few of their settlements had turned into new epicenters
The lack of casualties had left observers perplexed
For they could no longer invoke their savior complex
The routine lectures and platitudes they picked off the shelf
Would now face the rejoinder: physician, heal thyself
It was one thing to acknowledge their dire state of poverty
But watching the rest of the world succumb to excess mortality
Had left them open to the possibilities of renewed confidence
Especially as they realized the wages of observed competence
True there were those who emphasized the youth of their populace
Discounting the pragmatism with which they had countered the menace
Pointing to their lack of facility with the ins and outs of accounting
Damning them with faint praise, their success was said to be confounding
They'd accepted leftovers from Tedros of Who and kept a low profile
No, he gave them all due credit, they'd paid penance contra denial
But the relative respite begged the question: were their rulers legitimate?
Their sole remaining assets, Asase Yaa's excessive liability certificates
As he unwound the scrolls, he perused the situation reports
Making sure to cross check what he'd found in the courts
Still, the stress test of humanity he'd initiated was dragging on
He wondered if the dwellers of the torrid zone could withstand the situation
But perhaps all the claims adjuster needed to do was to bear witness
The cast of characters in their lands were known for their brazenness
The chief of Rata, glad to be back in power, had promptly reverted to embezzling
Despite all the repeated warnings about the rising threat of inflation
To the bill of goods that was the routine economic mismanagement
One could always find those prone to succumb to martial entanglements
The proud scribes of Piatra agitated for war and bit off more they could chew
Their warriors were roundly defeated in pitched battles and had to be rescued
But most troubling was the situation in Santara which had come to a boil
To prevent a return of hunger season, their Okyeame banned the export of palm oil
His faint hope was that this structural adjustment was worthy of Machiavelli
But with these leading indicators on hand the claims adjuster now had a casus belli
What, after all, was the proposed basis of this new normalcy
To turn back the clock to a time when life was carefree?
Or to build a new way of life cognizant of the new restrictions?
A dilemma that had all the makings of a chicken and egg situation
Would they learn their lessons and heed the mosquito principle
Or give in to insatiable appetites as if they were invincible?
The gods would be watching closely to see if they reached a consensus
For it was an article of faith even to the gods to protect the least of us
There was enough of an opening in these reports of dysfunction
For the claims adjuster to reassert to them that no one was coming
And to those who would suggest that the situation thereof was unfair
He had the ready retort: a barking dog does not lie in the hyena's lair
Situation, a playlist
A soundtrack for all types of situations. The claims adjuster is on the case. (spotify version)
- Situation by Yaz
- Tight Situation by Beres Hammond
- Groovy Situation by Gene Chandler
Lauded as the coinage of Can you dig it? - 700 Mile Situation by Res
- Situation by Aurlus Mabele
The King of Soukous was one of the first to succumb to this covidious plague. He is sorely missed - Reviewing the Situation by Galliano
- It's a Desperate Situation by Marvin Gaye
- Situation by Leroy Sibbles
- A Funky Situation by Wilson Pickett
- Touch and Go Situation by Beres Hammond
- Groovy Situation by Derrick Harriott
- It's a Funny Situation by Dee Dee Sharp
- Making the Best of a Bad Situation by Millie Jackson
- It's a Desperate Situation by Jimmy Ruffin
- Good Situation by UB40
- Chicken and Egg Situation by Iman
- Situation by Asa
- Funky Situation by The Commodores
- A Bit of an Awkward Situation by Tangerine Dream
- Sexy Situation by Sly & the Family Stone
- Situation #9 by Club Nouveau
- D Fuse the Situation by Pieces of a Dream
- Peculiar Situation by Earl Klugh
Buyer's Remorse (Series Index)
A covidious folktale
This folktale is part of a series: In a covidious time.
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Writing log. May 5, 2022
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