Including Toy Guns
At approximately 1:30 this afternoon, a student brandished a gel blaster gun and began using it in the hallways. The student was immediately apprehended by staff and was detained by our Student Resource Officer. The campus was placed on a "Hold" from 1:30–1:55 p.m. while staff and [redacted] police made sure the area was safe....
Please remind your children about the dangers of students bringing certain items, including toy guns, to school. Possession of any type of weapon — including a toy — is a serious violation of the [redacted] Student Code of Conduct.
We need to have a talk, my children
You're old enough to hear the deal
You do remember, we've had the sex talk already
All that stuff about the birds and the bees
We've had the race talk also, a puzzler that one
When I brought up ignorance, that social disease
But, mark my words, I'm raising you in America
That land of opportunity, with all that it means
Cringe, I know, your father's message, but hear me out on this
Lest I ever hear of you saying that you can't breathe
Far too many lives have been lost, consigned to thoughts and prayers
People just like you, brought low for the most dubious of reasons
Truth be told, this society is funeral minded
I can barely keep up, the litany of hazards we face daily
Knocking on the wrong door, jogging, or simply reaching
We can now add another, but this one is easily avoided
The subject is weapons, the danger is the perception
Some might say that it's a matter of possession
Albeit you might be having a little bit of fun
Careful of the things you carry including toy guns
True, in our family, we've always held that education is war
But the new warfare is metaphorical, don't bring in bows and arrows
I kid you not, it's unfortunate, there's no foolproof protection
Even a raised umbrella can cause no small amount of trouble
So if you must wield a weapon, let it be in the form of your thoughts
And express them judiciously, for no one is promised tomorrow
Your words will carry you but remember
It doesn't cost much to bite your tongue
Do go out of your way to make others comfortable
Proudly wear, as you do, that mask of civility
But make sure that it is only heartfelt outrage
That causes you to be accused of disturbing tranquility
That's all I have for now, I cry at night that you can be viewed as a threat
Despite all of our efforts, this country decidedly fails to protect
That we live in this strange world full of perils including toy guns
Carry on as you were, you're my favorite daughter and son
See previously: Prone, Action Items and Response Consultant
File under: USA, blood, violence, absurd, culture, observation, weapons, modernity, perception, language, bureaucracy, life, poetry, outrage, guns, The Rough Beast, Observers are worried, toli
Writing log. May 8, 2023
